americasfavoriteabolitionist:

Peter : I’m just gonna enjoy a calm vacation for once (one time) (1) (just the one)

Nick fury : *nerfs Ned in the neck*

Mysterio : *uses the Thames as play doh*

Any kind of responsible adult superhero : *nowhere to be seen*

Peter :

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librabutch:

i love the sims but everything after creating them feels so empty… feel like a bored god who’s only hubris was thinking he could create something beautiful……

(via riverocks)

medaea:

so many useless bastard moron men talk about how they’re scared of getting screwed over by gold diggers… what they mean is they’re afraid they’ll buy a girl a mcchicken and she decides not to fuck them. this is true facts

(via gluten-free-pussy)

sailorbrazil:

i personally think its pretty crazy that karl marx actually knew what was gonna happen to us back in 1850 like this guy comes out of nowhere at what the fuck o'clock and goes, capitalism is going to creep into every single crevice of your lives there will be nothing left and all creativity and integrity will be taken away like. he just said that    and it was correct

(via lockedkey)

prettykikimora:

Girls is it wrong to just go hog wild? To just start swinging your arms like a banshee? To just be indiscriminately violent at the local Applebees?

(via lockedkey)


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